“Dying isn't the only way into the Underworld, but it's the safest."Well, that sounded like an oxymoron if I'd ever heard one.”
“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?''Do I look like an oxymoron to you?''An oxymormon.”
“Those sound like the three best answers I've ever heard on this show even though it's the first ever of this show!”
“Love is only A one syllable word but it's the most powerful one mankind's ever heard.”
“Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.”
“If there was ever a more perfect day in the history of time it isn't one I've heard about.”