“I've always avoided confrontation in the past, but this guy was flipping my bitch switch like nothing else.”

“I'd always avoided confrontation in the past, but tihs guy was flipping my bitch switch like nothing else. ~Obsidian”

“This guy was flipping my bitch switch like nothing else.”

“And I never felt this way with anyone else. Like I’m falling every time I’m around you, like I can’t catch my breath, and I feel alive—not just standing around and letting my life walk past me. There’s been nothing like that with anyone else.”

“I always liked you. From the moment you first flipped me off.”

“You grew up too fast, baby."Didn't always feel that way, especially this morning when I couldn't find my other flip-flop and I'd been, like, two seconds from kicking a fit.”

“Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester."I flipped him off."Well that wasn't funny at all.”