“Madison rolled her eyes. “I blew a tire.”“Wait. I can’t hear you. Guys, can you keep it down?” His voice got a little farther away from the mouthpiece. “Maddie’s on the phone and she blew something.” The room erupted in male laughter.Oh. My. Freaking. God.“Sorry about that, honey. Now, what happened?” her father asked. “You blew a fire?”“I blew a tire! A tire! You know those things that are round and made of rubber?”

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