“So a skunk humped my leg earlier.”
“God gave men brains so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.”
“The unicorn : I'm not a chihuahua, you know.Abby : You hump my leg like one.”
“Had he expected me to hump her leg?”
“Humping my leg like a dog in heat everytime I'm around you doesn't prove you like me”
“I want to be able to hump people's legs and have them do nothing about it.”