“ What r u doing now?I'm beating my dad at poker. Picturing him with his family, I smiled. Getting ready for bed.Wish I was there. My eyes widened. What the what? Wait r u naked?No!!! I sent back. Perv. Damn, At least I have my imagination.That's all you will ever have.We'll c.No you won't. ”

“u r what u readu r what u write”

“R u ration yet?""What language is that?""R U AWAKE""Much to my extreme dismay. The sun is no friend to my fragile complexion.""Poor baby. Come to my room asap.""It's too early to proposition me, Ellie.""GET OVER HERE?""So frisky. Give me a minute to get some clothes on. Or should I not...?”

“GUESS WHERE I AM.CLUE? she texted back SWEAR U WON'T TELL A SOUL? U HAVE 2 ASK?I reluctantly texted,@ DINNER W. MARCIE'S DAD.#?@#$?!&MY MOM IS DATING HIM.TRAITOR! IF THEY GET MARRIED, U & MARCIE...COULD USE A LITTLE CONSOLATION HERE!DOES HE KNOW UR TEXTING ME? Vee asked.NO. THEY R INSIDE. I'M IN THE PARKING LOT ----COOPERSMITHS.THE PIMP. 2 GOOD 4 APPLEBEE'S, I SEE.I'M GOING 2 ORDER THE MOST EXPENSIVE THINGS ON THE MENU. IF ALL GOES WELL,HIM GOING TO THROW HANK'S DRINK IN HIS FACE 2.”

“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl' I'm going to kill you”

“There is no need of any competition with anybody. U R yourself, and as U R, U R perfectly good. Accept urself”