“If you can't laugh, you won't make it.”
“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”
“You can't stay mad at someone who makes you laugh.”
“You can't change the desert. You can only take the fastest course through it. Wishing it's an oasis won't make it so...”
“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and they won't divulge your secrets.”
“I can't promise not to make you mad. I can't promise that I won't hurt you. All I can promise is that I want you in my life, and I'll do anything to keep you there.”