“After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I'd forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn't bode well for my chances at making it through the morning without killing myself. Or someone else.”

Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Jennifer Lynn Barnes - “After getting dressed at warp...” 1

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