“I sense that the chocolate chips have hit the fan.”

“Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.Skylar raised both hands, palms outward. "I come in peace!""You do not come in peace. You hit me.""I hit in peace!”

“These days, it seems like you can't throw a fish in a bookstore without hitting a high-stakes love triangle--not that I recommend the throwing of fish in bookstores, mind you, as it certainly annoys the booksellers, not to mention the fish...”

“Little Sisters' Survival Guide, rule number thirty-seven," Skylar said. "Scream before they hit you.”

“I have a plan. Boys, it's hunting season. Weapon up”

“Before I liked cars, yachts, having a door to lock, and you. :)”

“If I had a nickel for every time I almost died, I would have been driving to school in a Ferrari and flying off to Bora-Bora on the weekends.”