“I was outnumbered, unarmed, weak, and screwed. In that order.”
“I have taken advantage of other people's weaknesses in order to cover my own.”
“I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”
“My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.”
“I was leaving nothing to chance, and literally refused to be caught unarmed with my pants down.”
“This was a place where tattoos outnumbered teeth.”