“I’d take a physical fight over Touchy-Feely Share Time, hands down”

“You're going down, Bronwyn. Them's fighting words.”

“At that point in time, there were three things in life that I knew for certain: (1) I was a girl who’d never met a site she couldn’t hack or a code she couldn’t break, (2) I had a roundhouse that could put a grown man in the hospital, and (3) I would without question chop off my own hands before I’d come within five feet of a pom-pom”

“We just hadn't figured on Fighting life.”

“You're a very pretty girl...Did you know? Once upon a time, I had a pretty, pretty boy.' She reached forward and touched my cheek with one manicured hand.”

“Show of hands," Devon said, breaking the silence. "Who thinks we're screwed?”

“There are bad people in the world: Murderers and psychopaths and telemarketers who won't take no for an answer.”