“Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"Pheonix- "What?"Darcy- "A pissed off witch.”
“Are you OK with pissing people off to succeed? Because that’s what will happen. Success pisses off the unsuccessful.”
“When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.”
“What was that action? (Aimee)Chuck Norris meets Jet Li. (Dev)”
“It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on”
“Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.”