“Apparently you don't have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.”

“Don't cohabitate. Don't fornicate. Don't look at pornography. Don't create a standard of beauty. Have your spouse be your standard of beauty. This is one of the great devastating effects of pornography: you lust after people and compare your spouse to them. It's impossible to be satisfied in your marriage if you don't have a standard that is biblical; that standard is always your spouse.”

“Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.”

“Respecting requests, rules and privacy is a universal law. You break that basic etiquette 101, you're seriously flawed.”

“I was amused to note that even vampires obeyed the unwritten rules of elevator etiquette.”

“But there are no happy endings unless we cut the story short, and as far as I know, there are no rules of etiquette to a miracle, either.”