“People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut.”
“There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape-Nuts on principle.”
“This toast feels raw. Is it safe to eat raw toast?”
“The worst thing in the world can happen, but the next day the sun will come up. And you will eat your toast. And you will drink your tea.”
“I made an egg salad sandwich and took a bite of it over the open silverware drawer. A piece of egg salad fell in among the forks. I swore softly with my mouth full. Another piece of egg salad fell in.”
“Don't eat fruits or nuts. You are what you eat.”