“If you want to watch me shake like the owner of aChinese buffet when two six hundred pound men walk through the doors, byall means, stick around. ~ Logan”
“I might be half Derek's size, but I was the one who sounded like a two-hundred-pound beast plowing through the woods.”
“I loved you when you were three hundred and two pounds, and I love you now."-Rat”
“When we see the Beloved in each person, it's like walking through a garden, watching flowers bloom all around us.”
“And what would you have me say? (Lorelei)That you love me, too, would be nice. Especially given the fact that I look like a complete ass kneeling here in front of you while two hundred men watch. (Jack)”
“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The lastpresent you gave me was a stick.”“You wanted a weapon.”“It was a stick.”“It had a bow on it.”“It was a stick.”“I thought you liked the stick. You laughed.”