“Hell is an Eagles game where the bleachers are always freezing, the team is always loosing, and my family is insane”
“Ugh! Why can't Hell stay where it's at? Why does it always have to break loose?”
“Hens embarrass me; owls disturb me; if I am with an eagle I always pretend that I am not with an eagle; and so on down to swallows at twilight who scare the hell out of me. But pigeons have absolutely no effect on me.”
“The freezing in hell that comes before the everlasting fire where sinners bubble and singe forever.”
“A family of ten children will be always called a fine family, where there are heads and arms and legs enough for the number.”
“Though there is not always grace where there is the fear of hell, yet, to be sure, there is no grace where there is no fear of God.”