“I don't like futons. They can't commit. I'm a bed! I'm a couch! I'm a bed! I'm a couch!”
“He lifted my luggage off the floor. "You're not sleeping on the couch or the recliner. You're sleeping in my bed.""Which is more unsanitary than the couch, I'm sure.""There's never been anyone in my bed but me."I rolled my eyes. "Give me a break!""I'm absolutely serious. I bag 'em on the couch. I don't let them in my room.""Then why am I allowed in your bed?"One corner of his mouth pulled up into an impish grin. "Are you planning on having sex with me tonight?""No!""That's why. Now get your cranky ass up, take your hot shower, and then we can study some Bio.”
“I'll go sleep on the couch," James said. "No, you won't," Poppy said firmly. She flopped on the bed beside him. "You're dead tired. And I know I'm safe with you." James grinned without moving his arm. "Because I'm dead tired?”
“I'm probably the sexiest and best in bed. Even if I'm by myself in bed.”
“I'm back, boys and girls! back from the pink padded couch palace!”
“I just can't. I'm married. I made my bed and now I have to lie in it.”