“I think every person who is single should have a dog. I think the government should step in and intervene: If you're not married or coupled up, whether you've been dumped or divorced or widowed or whatever, they should require you to proceed immediately to the pound nearest you and select an animal companion.”
“I don't think you should die until you're ready. Until you've wrung out every last bit of living you can.”
“The Humane Society of America thinks Michael Vick should have a dog. I think whoever's in charge there should have a lobotomy.”
“You should know you're exactly the person you think you are.”
“From the moment you stepped into the nevernever, you've been my undoing. I should never have agreed to that contract."-Ash”
“I don't think that type should be expressive at all. I can write the word 'dog' with any typeface and it doesn't have to look like a dog. But there are people that [think that] when they write 'dog' it should bark.”