“God isn't exactly hanging out with me these days.”
“God and I aren't exactly on speaking terms these days.”
“Skating was a gift given to me, and it's a sport I love. I go out there every single day and there isn't a day I don't want to be out there”
“If there is God, I thought...Please some day let me make love to this girl while she wears that dress." "Oh..." "Tatiasha...isn't it nice to know there is a God?”
“Thank God she wasn’t still hanging out in her underpants.”
“Four hundred years of losing out on the girl of my dreams isn't sitting very well with me these days.”