“I would rather have had someone shoot me in the head with a nail gun, repeatedly, than have to watch the two of them cuddling on the couch together all night. --Conrad”

“If only someone had told me about the confidence-boosting nature of guns, I’d have been shooting them all my life.”

“I have a Thompson SubMachine gun and we shoot sharks with it. As soon as they put their heads out we give them a burst.”

“But I'd rather help than watch. I'd rather have a heart than a mind. I'd rather expose too much than too little. I'd rather say hello to strangers than be afraid of them. I would rather know all this about myself than have more money than I need. I'd rather have something to love than a way to impress you.”

“If someone has a gun and is trying to kill you, it would be reasonable to shoot back with your own gun. Not at the head, where a fatal wound might result. But at some other body part, such as a leg.”

“It is time we have more HOLY BIBLES in our homes rather than guns; time we pray together with our children and stay together in their lives.”