“Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!!”
“You know you're having a crappy morning when the best that can be said for it is that at least you're not a Smurf.”
“Yeah, well. You're my best friend, you know, and I love you.”
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
“Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death“Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should volunteer for the suicide hotline.” – Nick“What makes you think I don’t?” – Death”
“You got dealt some crappy cards. But you're the one who has to decide how to play them.”