“No " Grandlibby replied. "Hail comes from hell. The devil sent it because he's happy that you're reading evil garbage.”
“Oh my God, she’d kissed him! She’d stuck her tongue inside a creature from hell. Oh jeez, this would sound great in confession. Say two Hail Marys and avoid further contact with the spawn of the devil.”
“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he just mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.”
“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks.”
“You come from Planet Hunk, sent to Earth to protect and serve. And make the ladies happy.”
“Only God could save me from a certain deadly fate, and so rightfully, he sent the devil to rescue me.”