“When I was in junior high I read a lot of Danielle Steele. So I always assumed that the day I got engaged I'd be naked, covered in rose petals, and sleeping with the brother of the man who'd kidnapped me.”

Jenny Lawson

Jenny Lawson - “When I was in junior high I read a lot...” 1

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