“My parents were consistently inconsistent.”

“Do not blame my tone of voice, my lack of patience, or my bad mood on PMS. It's not my period that's my problem.”

“He was Pinocchio to my Gepetto.”

“People can have nicknames. Body parts should not.”

“Reed: "What's up?"Vanessa: "There must be an accident or something."Reed: "I'm the accident."Vanessa: "I couldn't agree more."Reed: "What I meant was, those people out there are waiting for me.”

“Sometimes change was good. Sometimes it was even exactly what you needed.”

“How was it possible to hate him so much and still need him so much at the same time?”