“What's the point of having a rapier wit if I can't use it to stab people?”

“You ought to expect better of people. It encourages you to be a better person yourself.”

“That's me- brutally honest, only instead of brutality there's smiles!”

“There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.”

“Believe none of what you hear. Half of what you see. And everything you write.”

“Deep down, Clark's essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not”

“First Principle: Have a point and make it by means of the best word.”