“I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.”

Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson - “I wore a groove in the kitchen floor...” 1

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