“I’m a morning person and a night person. So I have to be a nap person, or else I’m a tired person.”
“Okay, so I’m not exactly a morning person, but first impressions should never have to be made before dawn.”
“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”
“Only because I’m not a morning person. (Joe)And you’re not a night person either. Face it, babe. You’ve only got two good minutes a day. The minute before noon and the minute right after. (Tee)”
“I discovered that I am tired of being a person. Not just tired of being the person I was, but any person at all”
“Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I don’t think so though I’m not sure if I’d like to be and argh I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that, if you like a person, you like the person, not their genitals.”