“Spider-Swear.”

“(Six claws.. the Spider-God comes.)Wolverine: Spider-God? What the hell?Spider-Man: Yep, that's me, just your friendly neighborhood Spider-God!”

“SPIDER PIGSPIDER PIGDoes whatever a SPIDER PIG doesCan he swingFrom a webNo he cantHe’s a pigLook ouut!He is a SPIDER PIG!!”

“Spider or gum? Spider or gum? I thought quickly trying to come up with a believable excuse when I blurted out, “I swallowed a spider!” What? I swallowed a spider? What the hell is wrong with me?!”

“Have you no pity?' Glokta could only shrug. 'I did have. As a boy I was soft-hearted beyond the point of foolishness. I swear, I would cry at a fly caught in a spider's web.' He grimaced at a brutal spasm through his leg as he turned for the door. 'Constant pain has cured me of that.”

“Not fault of teaching spider if little spider pay more attention to catching fly than doing lesson.”