“Self-pity can make one weep, as can onions.”

“Natural selection is not a master engineer, but a tinkerer. It doesn't produce the absolute perfection achievable by a designer starting from scratch, but merely the best it can do with what is has to work with.”

“We are the one creature to whom natural selection has bequeathed a brain complex enough to comprehend the laws that govern the universe. And we should be proud that we are the only species that has figured how we came to be.”

“I understand all too well that you can make legislation but you can't legislate how people feel toward one another.”

“And smiles to go before I weep, And Smiles to go before I weep.”

“To have a girl two thousand miles away going to pieces over you, weeping at the mere memory of you, losing her appetite, losing herself and her self respect - well, that’s a trophy enough for a guy’s ego, huh?”

“إن تقديم التعاليم الدينية فى المدارس الحكومية هو انتهاك لدستور الولايات المتحدة الأمريكية”