“Whistle through your teeth and spit cuz, it's Alright”
“And you'll walk in rolling your eyes and you'll walk out whistling sadly through your teeth because the fuel of the Nerd Mafia is disappointment and exclusion.- On the Watchmen movie”
“You can lie through your teeth, but your teeth don't lie”
“I ain't gonna worry wrinkles in my brow, cuz nothin's never gonna be alright nohow. No matter how I struggle and strive, I'll never get out of this world alive.”
“Everything will be alright in the end, if it's not alright, it is not yet the end.”
“The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.”