“Down in Louisiana we call that Boogie Woogie!”

“If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.”

“My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.”

“I am right. I`m always right. One time I thought I was wrong, I found out I was right. ”

“One night I was layin' down,I heard Papa talkin' to Mama,I heard Papa say to let that boy boogie-woogie.'Cause it's in him and it's got to come out.”

“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”

“I get paid for what most kids get punished for.”