“I am right. I`m always right. One time I thought I was wrong, I found out I was right. ”

“My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.”

“I shall pass through this world but once, any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again”

“I get paid for what most kids get punished for.”

“I don't want to put the world to rights... I just don't like people who put the world to wrongs.”

“If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.”

“Down in Louisiana we call that Boogie Woogie!”