“My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.”

“I am right. I`m always right. One time I thought I was wrong, I found out I was right. ”

“If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.”

“Down in Louisiana we call that Boogie Woogie!”

“I shall pass through this world but once, any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again”

“Pity? [If] you don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair, stay in your house!”

“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”