“Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands”

“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”

“I get paid for what most kids get punished for.”

“Pity? [If] you don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair, stay in your house!”

“I shall pass through this world but once, any good therefore that I can do or any kindness that I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again”

“If the Lord made anything better than a woman he kept it for himself.”

“She dreams a lot. She dreams of Ondines and falling maidens and houses burning in the night. But search her dreams all you like and you'll never find Prince Charming. No knight on a white horse gallops into her dreams to carry her away. When she dreams of love, she dreams of smashed potatoes. ”