“I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man.”

“I know of nobody who is purely autistic, or purely neurotypical. Even God has some autistic moments, which is why the planets spin.”

“Charlotte blanched. 'I'm only a maid, miss.''A maid is still a woman.”

“It's time for you to choose a happy ending.”

“Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!”

“A telephone is useful for business, but it's not a relationship.”

“I feel like I'm playing chess underwater. The pieces keep floating away. I don't know where things are. I can't figure out tomorrow.”