“I know of nobody who is purely autistic, or purely neurotypical. Even God has some autistic moments, which is why the planets spin.”

“I can't multiply myself out of a paper bag. But when it comes to roots, I'm your man.”

“Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!”

“Nobody knows who said it first, but somebody must have: 'Kid's gotta be a maniac.”

“It's time for you to choose a happy ending.”

“Charlotte blanched. 'I'm only a maid, miss.''A maid is still a woman.”

“A telephone is useful for business, but it's not a relationship.”