“i chose not to run”

“If I want a long boring story with no point to it, I have my life.”

“You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.”

“I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!”

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ”

“And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.”

“I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.”