“Did I ever tell you my pet peeve?'No,' I said.People who dress up their pets to look like Little Lord Fauntleroys or cowboys, clowns, ballerinas. As if it's not enough just to be a dog or cat or turtle.”
“I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. ”
“When someone tells me they don’t read, I like to walk up to them and stroke their hair, pet it really, because you know who also doesn’t read? My cat. In essence, these people are pitiful, and no better than pets.”
“My cat stood still like a furry statue. I wanted to go pet it, but I ended up petting a painting instead. Ah, but that’s life, no?”
“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they were furry.”
“I don't have pet peeves like some people. I have whole kennels of irritation.”