“Ma-niac, Ma-niacHe's so coolMa-niac, Ma-niacDon't go to schoolRuns all night Runs all rightMa-niac, Ma-niacKissed a bull!”

“ANJAME MA , SARANJAME MA NIST”

“- Prawda ma swoje strony uderzające, które się chwyta, gdy się ma talent. - Tak, gdy się ma talent. Ale gdy ktoś nie ma? - Gdy nie ma, nie powinien pisać.”

“En ma fin est ma commencement.”

“Tine-ma aici cat vrei,si cand nu ma mai vrei,spune-mi sa ma duc”

“Ma and God God gave us fingers--Ma says, "Use your fork."God gave us voices--Ma says, "Don't scream."Ma says eat broccoli, cereal and carrots.But God gave us tasteys for maple ice cream.God gave us fingers--Ma says, "Use your hanky."God gave us puddles--Ma says, "Don't splash."Ma says, "Be quiet, your father is sleeping."But God gave us garbage can covers to crash.God gave us fingers--Ma says, "Put your gloves on."God gave us raindrops--Ma says, "Don't get wet."Ma says be careful, and don't get too near toThoses strange lovely dogs that God gave us to pet.God gave us fingers--Ma says, "Go wash 'em."But God gave us coal bins and nice dirty bodies.And I ain't too smart, but there's one thing for certain--Either Ma's wrong or else God is.”