“Let me tell you something. Boring women get a bad rap. There's a lot to be said for boring women.”

“Society has always said: Make money. Artists have said: But there's something else. Cliché City. But in Hollwood there's the Big Lie that you can have both. A lie you want to believe.”

“All my life I'd gone for women who were a little off.”

“Why am I always attracting women who still slept with stuffed animals?”

“I think that a lot of people are in love with stress. It's the dirty little secret of Western civilization. People often mistake stress for fuel.... to me, stress is just another bad drug that I don't want to do.”

“Not doing something crude right off is about as close as a guy like me ever gets to class.”

“From diapers on, I felt like there was something not good about me, but it was invisible to everybody but my mother. And whenever she looked at me, she had to let me know that she knew. That was her mission in life.”