“People always ask, "What's the worst thing heroin drove you to do?". I always answer, "showing up on Maury.”
“If people ask me,I always tell them:"Quite well, thank you, I'm very glad to say."If people ask me, I always answer,"Quite well, thank you, how are you today?"I always answer, I always tell them, If they ask mePolitely...BUT SOMETIMES I wish That they wouldn't”
“Do you always ask me the same questions you ask him?""It depends on whether or not I get an answer.”
“Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.”
“People sometimes ask me , what religion are you ? i always answer by saying, ''i am a little part of all religions and and a big part of no religion”
“But no matter what you do to postpone it, the future always shows up at your door.”