“Why am I always attracting women who still slept with stuffed animals?”

“Still bitter I see. Don't be mad at me because your husband found me attractive. Instead of wondering why I slept with your husband. You should ask your husband why he slept with me.-Monica, Flirting with Temptation”

“Sure, I could tell you I am no longer a lesbian or that I am no longer attracted to women and am straight, or I could even tell you the moon is made of cheese. I could tell you many things, but the moon will still not be made of cheese, and I will still not be attracted to men.”

“Why the worst women should always attract the best men is something hard to fathom!”

“I am Trella the victorious leader of the Force of Sheep rebellion. Yes the name sounds ridiculous, and I still can't believe we named a major life changing event after livestock—or actually a stuffed animal—but it made sense at the time.”

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”