“Alice is fictional. This isn't.”
“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
“This isn't a tragedy. It's just non-fiction.”
“Being a writer of fiction isn't like being a compulsive liar, honestly.”
“Finally, Everybody Hates Chris is on, isn't that right Alice?? Plus, I dont know why they say to put author name for a stinkin' quote..”
“That's what fiction is for. It's for getting at the truth when the truth isn't sufficient for the truth.”