“Alice is fictional. This isn't.”

“My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.”

“Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.”

“It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.”

“I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend. A real man is like the perfect vampire-boy and all the perfect guys in Twue Wuv.”

“People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.”

“Hypocrites get offended by the truth.”