“Now? I'm just another female faking orgasms to make a man not feel so inadequate.”
“Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to fake the mince pies. And they call this progress.”
“I've faked orgasms before, but this is the first time I've faked not having an orgasm.”
“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
“Women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.”
“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”