“News flash, Bozo. Don't ever tell a girl to relax. It only makes us madder.”
“Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever.”
“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
“We've got a bozo who likes rubbing fear and lies in people's faces. He's the only media source in town except us. Who are we writing for?"Elizabeth waved her hand emotionally. "The American people!"Baker clasped his brow. "Let's narrow that."Darrell stood. "We're writing for the community.""And they deserve the facts," Baker warned. "Don't ever forget it.”
“You know the difference between news and gossip, don't you? News tells you what people did. Gossip tells you how much they enjoyed it.”
“The madder it makes you, the harder you need to laugh at it.”