“Hey angel, I think you're halo has a screw loose.”
“My mother was an angel,” I blurted. “A guardian angel.”Kaidan began to chuckle.“What's so funny?” I asked.“You. You're a walking contradiction. Horns and a halo. I don't believe it.”
“Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose.”
“Oh no, honey, I'm an angel, I swear. The horns are only there to hold up the halo.”
“Chuck said, “Hey. How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” Cawley looked over at him. “I’ll bite. How many?” “Fish,” Chuck said and let loose a bright bark of a laugh.”
“The shrinkadinks think I have a screw loose. Ain’t playing with a full deck. Whacked-out wiring. Missing marbles.” - Dear Life, You Suck”