“Find creative ways to have fun together. Looting is really underrated.”

“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye”

“Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once”

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”

“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”

“So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”