“Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!”

“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”

“So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”

“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.”

“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”

“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.”

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”