“Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!”

“He tried to turn me into a buffet?” I gritted my teeth. “Before he killed me? He couldn’t kill me first and then eat me? That’s just fucking rude.”

“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”

“Kellis-Amberlee is a fact of existence. You live, you die, and then you come back to life, get up, and shamble around trying to eat your former friends and loved ones. That’s the way it is for everyone.”

“From David Niven's autobiography, Bring on the Empty Horses. Director Mike Curtiz to David Niven & Errol Flynn: "You lousy bums, you and your stinking language, you think I know fuck nothing, well let me tell you— I know FUCK ALL!”

“You are the masterpieceof your own life.You are the Michelangeloof your own life.The David you are sculpturingis you(Dr. Joe Vitale)”