“I went all kung fu on his zombie ass.”

“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”

“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”

“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye”

“Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once”

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.”