“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”

“Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!”

“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.”

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

“So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”

“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left her office, but a manwich.”

“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye”