“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.”

“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”

“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”

“Fuck me, David! Dr. Kelly just tried to eat us!”

“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.”

“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, "Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye”

“Address one issue at a time.You can't load gasoline, pick up food, AND kill fifteen zombies at once”